Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / All men profess honesty as long as they \ | can. To believe all men honest would be | | folly. To believe none so is something | | worse. | | | \ -- John Quincy Adams / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;