Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
_________________________________________
/ In 1914, the first crossword puzzle was \
| printed in a newspaper. The creator |
| received $4000 down ... and $3000 |
\ across. /
-----------------------------------------
\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;