Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ A would-be disciple came to Nasrudin's \
| hut on the mountain-side. Knowing that |
| every action of such an enlightened one |
| is significant, the seeker watched the |
| teacher closely. "Why do you blow on |
| your hands?" "To warm myself in the |
| cold." Later, Nasrudin poured bowls of |
| hot soup for himself and the newcomer, |
| and blew on his own. "Why are you doing |
| that, Master?" "To cool the soup." |
| Unable to trust a man who uses the same |
| process to arrive at two different |
| results -- hot and cold -- the disciple |
\ departed. /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;