Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "Any medium powerful enough to extend \ | man's reach is powerful enough to | | topple his world. To get the medium's | | magic to work for one's aims rather | | than against them is to attain | | literacy." | | | | -- Alan Kay, "Computer Software", | \ Scientific American, September 1984 / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;