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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Speaking as someone who has delved into \
| the intricacies of PL/I, I am sure that |
| only Real Men could have written such a |
| machine-hogging, cycle-grabbing,        |
| all-encompassing monster. Allocate an   |
| array and free the middle third? Sure!  |
| Why not? Multiply a character string    |
| times a bit string and assign the       |
| result to a float decimal? Go ahead!    |
| Free a controlled variable procedure    |
| parameter and reallocate it before      |
| passing it back? Overlay three          |
| different types of variable on the same |
| memory location? Anything you say!      |
| Write a recursive macro? Well, no, but  |
| Real Men use rescan. How could a        |
| language so obviously designed and      |
| written by Real Men not be intended for |
\ Real Man use?                           /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;