Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Speaking as someone who has delved into \ | the intricacies of PL/I, I am sure that | | only Real Men could have written such a | | machine-hogging, cycle-grabbing, | | all-encompassing monster. Allocate an | | array and free the middle third? Sure! | | Why not? Multiply a character string | | times a bit string and assign the | | result to a float decimal? Go ahead! | | Free a controlled variable procedure | | parameter and reallocate it before | | passing it back? Overlay three | | different types of variable on the same | | memory location? Anything you say! | | Write a recursive macro? Well, no, but | | Real Men use rescan. How could a | | language so obviously designed and | | written by Real Men not be intended for | \ Real Man use? / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;