Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ Albert Camus wrote that the only \
| serious question is whether to kill |
| yourself or not. Tom Robbins wrote that |
| the only serious question is whether |
| time has a beginning and an end. Camus |
| clearly got up on the wrong side of |
| bed, and Robbins must have forgotten to |
| set the alarm. |
| |
\ -- Tom Robbins /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;