Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Spouse, n.: \ | | | Someone who'll stand by you through all | | the trouble you | | | | wouldn't have had if you'd stayed | \ single. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;