Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / You got to pay your dues if you want to \ | sing the blues, And you know it don't | | come easy ... I don't ask for much, I | | only want trust, And you know it don't | \ come easy ... / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;