Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ I asked the engineer who designed the \
| communication terminal's keyboards why |
| these were not manufactured in a |
| central facility, in view of the small |
| number needed [1 per month] in his |
| factory. He explained that this would |
| be contrary to the political concept of |
| local self-sufficiency. Therefore, each |
| factory needing keyboards, no matter |
| how few, manufactures them completely, |
| even molding the keypads. |
| |
| -- Isaac Auerbach, IEEE "Computer", |
\ Nov. 1979 /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;