Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Whenever the literary German dives into \ | a sentence, that is the last you are | | going to see of him until he emerges on | | the other side of his Atlantic with his | | verb in his mouth. | | | | -- Mark Twain "A Connecticut Yankee in | \ King Arthur's Court" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;