Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If just one piece of mail gets lost, \ | well, they'll just think they forgot to | | send it. But if *two* pieces of mail | | get lost, hell, they'll just think the | | other guy hasn't gotten around to | | answering his mail. And if *fifty* | | pieces of mail get lost, can you | | imagine it, if *fifty* pieces of mail | | get lost, why they'll think someone | | *else* is broken! And if 1Gb of mail | | gets lost, they'll just *know* that | | Arpa [ucbarpa.berkeley.edu] is down and | | think it's a conspiracy to keep them | | from their God given right to receive | | Net Mail ... | | | \ -- Casey Leedom / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;