Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / History is nothing but a collection of \ | fables and useless trifles, cluttered | | up with a mass of unnecessary figures | | and proper names. | | | \ -- Leo Tolstoy / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;