Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / There are no great men, buster. There \ | are only men. | | | | -- Elaine Stewart, "The Bad and the | \ Beautiful" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;