Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Horace's best ode would not please a \ | young woman as much as the mediocre | | verses of the young man she is in love | | with. | | | \ -- Moore / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;