Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Our informal mission is to improve the \ | love life of operators worldwide. | | | \ -- Peter Behrendt, president of Exabyte / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;