Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The computer industry is journalists in \ | their 20's standing in awe of | | entrepreneurs in their 30's who are | | hiring salesmen in their 40's and 50's | | and paying them in the 60's and 70's to | | bring their marketing into the 80's. | | | \ -- Marty Winston / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;