Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "Even more amazing was the realization \ | that God has Internet access. I wonder | | if He has a full newsfeed?" (By Matt | \ Welsh) / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;