Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / Progress might have been all right \ | once, but it's gone on too long. | | | \ -- Ogden Nash / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;