Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ /That reminds me, we'll need to \ | buy a chainsaw for the office. "In | | | \ case of emergency, break glass" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;