Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It's important that people know what \ | you stand for. It's more important that | \ they know what you won't stand for. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;