Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Yesterday upon the stair I met a man \ | who wasn't there. He wasn't there again | \ today -- I think he's from the CIA. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;