Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I mean, well, if it were not for Linux \ | I might be roaming the streets looking | | for drugs or prostitutes or something. | | Hannu and Linus have my highest | | admiration (apple polishing mode off). | | | \ -- Phil Lewis, plewis@nyx.nyx.net / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;