Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / When confronted by a difficult problem, \ | you can solve it more easily by | | reducing it to the question, "How would | \ the Lone Ranger handle this?" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;