Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / It is better for civilization to be \ | going down the drain than to be coming | | up it. | | | \ -- Henry Allen / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;