Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Most people would like to be delivered \ | from | | | | temptation but would like it to keep in | | touch." | | | \ -- Robert Orben / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;