Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I've heard a Jew and a Muslim argue in \ | a Damascus cafe with less passion than | | the emacs wars." | | | | -- Ronald Florencein | | | \ / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;