Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Envy, n.: \ | | | Wishing you'd been born with an unfair | | advantage, | | | | instead of having to try and acquire | \ one. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;