Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "Falling in love makes smoking pot all \ | day look like the ultimate in | | restraint." | | | \ -- Dave Sim, author of Cerebrus. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;