Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "You should, without hesitation, pound \ | your typewriter into a plowshare, your | | paper into fertilizer, and enter | | agriculture" | | | | -- Business Professor, University of | \ Georgia / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;