Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I have a hard time being attracted to \ | anyone who can beat me up. | | | | -- John McGrath, Atlanta sportswriter, | \ on women weightlifters. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;