Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Although it is still a truism in \ | industry that "no one was ever fired | | for buying IBM," Bill O'Neil, the chief | | technology officer at Drexel Burnham | | Lambert, says he knows for a fact that | | someone has been fired for just that | | reason. He knows it because he fired | | the guy. | | | | "He made a bad decision, and what it | | came down to was, 'Well, I bought it | | because I figured it was safe to buy | | IBM,'" Mr. O'Neil says. "I said, 'No. | | Wrong. Game over. Next contestant, | | please.'" | | | | -- The Wall Street Journal, December 6, | \ 1989 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;