Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Of course you can't flap your arms and \ | fly to the moon. After a while you'd | \ run out of air to push against. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;