Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The Kosher Dill was invented in 1723 by \ | Joe Kosher and Sam Dill. It is the | | single most popular pickle variety | | today, enjoyed throughout the free | | world by man, woman and child alike. An | | astounding 350 billion kosher dills are | | eaten each year, averaging out to | | almost 1/4 pickle per person per day. | | New York Times food critic Mimi | | Sheraton says "The kosher dill really | | changed my life. I used to enjoy eating | | McDonald's hamburgers and drinking Iron | | City Lite, and then I encountered the | | kosher dill pickle. I realized that | | there was far more to haute cuisine | | then I'd ever imagined. And now, just | \ look at me." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;