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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Scratch the disks, dump the core, Shut  \
| it down, pull the plug Roll the tapes   |
| across the floor, Give the core an      |
| extra tug And the system is going to    |
| crash. And the system is going to       |
| crash. Teletypes smashed to bits.       |
| Mem'ry cards, one and all, Give the     |
| scopes some nasty hits Toss out halfway |
| down the hall And the system is going   |
| to crash. And the system is going to    |
| crash. And we've also found Just flip   |
| one switch When you turn the power      |
| down, And the lights will cease to      |
| twitch You turn the disk readers into   |
| trash. And the tape drives will crumble |
|                                         |
| in a flash. Oh, it's so much fun, When  |
| the CPU Now the CPU won't run Can print |
| nothing out but "foo," And the system   |
| is going to crash. The system is going  |
| to crash.                               |
|                                         |
| -- To the tune of "As the Caissons go   |
\ Rolling Along"                          /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;