Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Is not marriage an open question, when \ | it is alleged, from the beginning of | | the world, that such as are in the | | institution wish to get out, and such | | as are out wish to get in? | | | \ -- Ralph Emerson / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;