Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Ladles and Jellyspoons! I come before \ | you to stand behind you, To tell you | | something I know nothing about. Since | | next Thursday will be Good Friday, | | There will be a fathers' meeting, for | | mothers only. Wear your best clothes, | | if you don't have any, And please stay | | at home if you can possibly be there. | | Admission is free, please pay at the | | door. Have a seat on me: please sit on | | the floor. No matter where you manage | | to sit, The man in the balcony will | | certainly spit. We thank you for your | | unkind attention, And would now like to | | present our next act: "The Four Corners | \ of the Round Table." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;