Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The face of war has never changed. \ | Surely it is more logical to heal than | | to kill. | | | | -- Surak of Vulcan, "The Savage | \ Curtain", stardate 5906.5 / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;