Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The new Congressmen say they're going \ | to turn the government around. I hope I | \ don't get run over again. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;