Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The bugs you have to avoid are the ones \ | that give the user not only the | | inclination to get on a plane, but also | | the time. | | | \ -- Kay Bostic / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;