Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I argue very well. Ask any of my \ | remaining friends. I can win an | | argument on any topic, against any | | opponent. People know this, and steer | | clear of me at parties. Often, as a | | sign of their great respect, they don't | | even invite me. | | | \ -- Dave Barry / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;