Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / ... indifference is a militant thing \ | ... when it goes away it leaves smoking | | ruins, where lie citizens bayonetted | | through the throat. It is not a | | children's pastime like mere highway | | robbery. | | | \ -- Stephen Crane / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;