Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "I was drunk last night, crawled home \ | across the lawn. By accident I put the | | car key in the door lock. The house | | started up. So I figured what the hell, | | and drove it around the block a few | | times. I thought I should go park it in | | the middle of the freeway and yell at | | everyone to get off my driveway." | | | \ -- Steven Wright / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;