Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Reinhart was never his mother's \ | favorite -- and he was an only child. | | | \ -- Thomas Berger / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;