Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / The explanation requiring the fewest \ | assumptions is the most likely to be | | correct. | | | \ -- William of Occam / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;