Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Nothing is more admirable than the \ | fortitude with which millionaires | | tolerate the disadvantages of their | | wealth. | | | \ -- Nero Wolfe / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;