Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "You can't expect a mother to be with a \ | small child all the time," Margaret | | Mead once remarked, with her usual good | | sense, but in 1978 she shocked | | feminists by snapping that women don't | | really have children to put them in day | | care twelve hours a day, either. | | | | -- Caroline Bird, "The Two Paycheck | \ Marriage" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;