Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / If any man wishes to be humbled and \ | mortified, let him become president of | | Harvard. | | | \ -- Edward Holyoke / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;