Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / O! Wanderers in the shadowed land \ | despair not! For though dark they | | stand, all woods there be must end at | | last, and see the open sun go past: the | | setting sun, the rising sun, the day's | | end, or the day begun. For east or west | | all woods must fail ... | | | \ -- J. R. R. Tolkien / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;