Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / No small art is it to sleep: it is \ | necessary for that purpose to keep | | awake all day. | | | \ -- Nietzsche / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;