Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / We are sorry. We cannot complete your \ | call as dialed. Please check the number | | and dial again or ask your operator for | | assistance. | | | \ This is a recording. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;