Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / And I will do all these good works, and \ | I will do them for free! My only reward | | will be a tombstone that says "Here | | lies Gomez Addams -- he was good for | | nothing." | | | \ -- Jack Sharkey, The Addams Family / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;